stahp it

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dear roommate,
for the love of god please stop
i'm tired of listening to your hour + long conversations with your boyfriend and your friends
i'm so tired of hearing you cough every five minutes
i'm tired of listening to your whiny sick voice
i'm tired of hearing you also talk in a baby voice
i'm tired of hearing you yell
i'm tired of this happening two days in a row

dear residence,
you should have built thicker walls. these are paper thin. #icanheareverything #andimoverit

dear liz,
try not to kill yourself over this. #itsthelittlethings